A MONSTA

to describe the size of one's tits or cock as big or huge

adama: you know how i said michael has a little chikala

aji: yes

adama: i was wrong it still hurts now! that thing is A MONSTA

by norwich April 24, 2010

Pound a Monster

Taking down the biggest, ugliest, hairiest girl in the club.

Nick: Dude, I can't even land a grenade or land-mine tonight.

Ian: It's all good man, if all else fails you can always pound a monster!

by Pseudonomymous July 31, 2011

I feel like a monster

You feel like a monster after you listen to the Skillet song Monster and it gets stuck in your head so you are now quietly singing to your self "I, I feel like a monster!" while doing the dishes or something.

I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin, I MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER! I hate what I've become, the nightmares just begun, I MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER! I, I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER! I, I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER!-song lyrics from the song Monster.

by Rero King of Cherries December 18, 2017

A monster trapped in denim

Is a huge penis being strangled by tight pants.

"My penis in these jeans is like a monster trapped in denim and I’m about to release the Kraken.”

by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012

hatch a monster loaf

To deliver a large amount of excrement in one piece.

I was on the bog this morning and i hatched a monster loaf, i swear it was coming out sideways!!

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

a monster in paris

A great movie about a monster who makes friends with a French singer, based on The Phantom of the Opera, except the French girl, Lucille, is the Svengali.

Leona: Have you seen A Monster in Paris?
Jennifer: Nope.
Leona: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? GO SEE IT ASAP!

by SuomiSverigeNorge April 20, 2018

I have to pee like a monster

When one has to pee really bad, they have to pee like a monster. When you have to pee so bad you can't wait. Having to pee to the extreme. Getting upset because there is no where to pee.

Why is there no public restroom? I have to pee like a monster!

by Emory February 12, 2006