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a lauren 

When you shit in someone's mouth then give them an uppercut
Let's get weird and do a Lauren together
a lauren by Gypsyface May 5, 2016

A Lauren 

When you're having a WhatsApp conversation with a girl, they read the message but don't reply for at least 30 minutes.
We're getting on great but she keeps doing a lauren and not answering my messages
A Lauren by Joffalot May 24, 2017

National Worship a Lauren day 

Every April 30th, you treat a Lauren like a queen
Wow, tomorrow is National Worship a Lauren day, gotta hope I don't accidently disrespect one of them.

Pull a Lauren 

The act of sucking a fart out of someone’s ass
Damn, my girl came over just to pull a Lauren on me.
It was the best one she’s ever done
Pull a Lauren by Lil BamBam March 1, 2019

Pulling A Lauren 

Doing something really really stupid. Like. Extremely stupid. Very little people do these kind of idiot things, and when people do them you just think, Wow. You have to be pretty stupid to do those kind of stunts.
Example 1
Person 1"Did you hear about Lauren?"

Person 2"No. Whats going on with Lauren?"

Person 1"When she was in the police station taking a drug test, she picked up a boy and they're going out right now."

Person 2" God dammit Lauren...."

Example 2
Person 1"Wheres Chloe?"

Person 2"In court."
Person 1"WHY?!"

Person 2"She was cought smoking crackin the CVS bathroom."
Person 1"Wow. Not really shocked. Thats the third time this month."
Person 2"Yea. She was pulling a Lauren."

Example 3
Person 1"Whats Lauren doing?"

Person 2"Humping a pig?"

Person 1"AGAIN!? Dammit. She's going to come into contact with some sorts of AIDS."
Person 2"Doesn't she already have AIDS?"
Person 1 "Oh yea thats right I forgot."
Pulling A Lauren by wolf1205 October 6, 2012

pulling a lauren 

The act of giving a guy a hand job.
"Hey do want to give me a handy?" "Are you talking about pulling a Lauren?" "Yup!"
pulling a lauren by lauren6996 March 3, 2014
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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