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A male who steals another man's wife and marries her. Often pick the wife up with a cheesy pick up line. Often resides in northeast.
A Keith: Are you from Tennessee

Another Man's Wife: no

A Keith: Your the only ten I see.

Another Man's Wife: Awe I'm going to leave my husband and marry you.

A Keith: Swing a dee dee.
A Keith by swizle7 May 22, 2010
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A young male prostitute who usually provides for other men
a keith by Duecebigallomalejigallo August 23, 2017
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A wicked awesome person who always gives way more than he gets . Hes too nice and it usually works to his detriment.
Man did you see what that guy just gave me. He just pulled a Keith
A Keith by Randomchick617 March 11, 2019

Pulling a Keith 

When you try to talk to someone and the other person is frequently about to to head out or about to do something else and appears to be avoiding the conversation; this person is pulling a keith.
You: Hey, what's up man? Want to catch up on things real quick?

Friend: Hey man, sorry I'm about to head in the shower then to the gym tonight.

You: Oh okay man...you don't even have like two minutes?

Friend: Not really, I was just about to get off the computer

A few moments later...

Other friend: Hey, so is Joey around to chat?

You: No, he is pulling a keith again.

Other friend: Sigh..again?
Pulling a Keith by Jerry1986 July 27, 2012

Pulling a Keith 

Eating ass and immediately chasing it down with a beer.
“Bro I’m thinking about Pulling a Keith on redacted tomorrow night.”
Pulling a Keith by seawvsh May 18, 2020

Pulling a Keith 

Judging family and friends as if you get paid to do so.
Man 1: I'm out of this fantasy football league if you're going to use that kind of language!
Man 2: Stop pulling a Keith and make your pick.
Pulling a Keith by 6 Pack Sample September 4, 2018

Doing a Keith 

Styling out a ladder freefall with the grace of a ballerina but blitzing a gallon of paint on every surface in sight.
Today I was carrying a tin of pain but ended up doing a Keith.
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