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When you break-up with someone by text messages instead of confronting them face to face.
hey wheres your Girl-friend. "What Girl-friend I A-Jonased her and shes no more

''you coward''
A-Jonas by M-Boy 10 December 7, 2010
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A Jonas Brother Wannabe

Have you ever seen a random little kid wearing skinny jeans and trying to grow out his 'side-burns'? (which are totally not there!)

That tries so hard to get that 'Look'?

That says "Oh those Jonas kids are like so gay man, why would you love them?"?

That my friend, is what we call, A JONAS BROTHER WANNABE! This means that a male wants to be just like The Jonas Brothers, A hot, 'In' group that gets all the girls.
Guy: *Wearing skinnies, and has purposely curled hair*

Girl: *Walks past guy laughing hysterically and whispers to friend* He wishes he was a Jonas Brother...

Guy: *Stops Girl* No way man, those guys are like so gay.

Girl: You're a JONAS BROTHER WANNABE!

Pulling Off A Jonas 

Whenever any object makes a high pitched squeaky noise; usually from being rubbed against something, creating the high pitched noise...compares to the Jonas Bros. who sing really high, and almost sound like theyre squeaking
(shoe squeaks on floor) "Hey Ronny, i just pulled off a Jonas!!!" hence the term, "Pulling Off A Jonas"

Being a jonas 

When you are Mointain Dew addicted and have to many Bottles lying in your room.
I'm drinking so much Mointain Dew im being a jonas.
Dude, youre drinking so much Mointain Dew, you're being such a jonas
Being a jonas by Reibuuu May 10, 2022

pulling a Nick Jonas 

to pander to the lustful gay members on your fanbase by flaunting your chiseled physique and just never following up with them after (a form of blue balling if you will)

Named after Nick Jonas' promotional appearances in support of his 2014 self titled album; shirtless/nearly nude stops included Flaunt Magazine, Details Magazine, his role as a closeted man in the TV series Kingdom, his later role as a closeted man in Scream Queens ... even stripping at a NYC gay bar.
Hey, did you see that new nude Liam Payne photoshoot? So sad to see he's pulling a Nick Jonas to promote his music.
pulling a Nick Jonas by robbk90 July 10, 2019

pulling a joe jonas 

Joe Jonas is always wearing to tight of pants.

James:Dude stop pulling a joe Jonas you look gay
Mark:sorry man
pulling a joe jonas by Example Steve December 29, 2013

a Straight jonas 

If u search this u and ur name is jonas u are gay
That u are gay becuse u searched "a Straight jonas "
a Straight jonas by nou69420 January 15, 2020
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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