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A Jeffrey 

Someone characterised as being narcissistic, self righteous and proud, often regards them self higher than others and are sore losers
“That person is such a a Jeffrey”
A Jeffrey by Myrtleboo October 14, 2018

A Jeffrey 

Kind of like a gremlin but it’s a dude who fucks anything that walks.
I knew the bitch was fat but I still fucked her because I’m a Jeffrey
A Jeffrey by A Jeffrey July 11, 2024

A Jeffrey Pluff 

YO,I just got back from the gym and gave her a Jeffrey Pluff that moinstat 7 wont even clear up.

the ingredients in a jeffrey 

The ingredients in a "Jeffrey" (from the 2010 movie; "Get Him to the Greek")

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A "Jeffrey" contains the fallowing ingredients according to "Aldous Snow" a fictional character, and leading role in the 2010 movie "Get Him to the Greek"

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(Listed in order of the actual line spoken by the character)

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*Weed mostly. (Marijuana)

*Got a bit of Opium in it. (lachryma papaveris; dried latex obtained from the opium poppy)

*Some Heroin. (diacetylmorphine (INN)), also known as diamorphine (BAN))

*Crunched up E's. (Ecstasy - MDMA)

*Clorox. (cleaning product; primarily bleach)

*Methadone. (Symoron, Dolophine, Amidone, Methadose, Physeptone, Heptadon, Phy)

*Subutex. (Buprenorphine - suboxone)

*Morphine. (MS Contin, MSIR, Avinza, Kadian, Oramorph, Roxanol, Kapanol)

*Peyote. (Lophophora williamsii)

*Some other stuff that's unidentifiable, and I think a little bit of Angel Dust I think if I'm not mistaken. Keep it traditional. (PCP - “Phencyclidine“)
Like a drug Neapolitan.

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Safety message;

Please note that the above topic, definition, and quote, are all from a fictional character in the 2010 comedy; "Get Him to the Greek". And are not to be taken seriously or attempted in real life.
(the ingredients in a Jeffrey)

Aldous: "Aaron, here, take this, it's a "Jeffrey", it'll calm you down".

Aaron: "What's in this? My heart's starting to beat really fast".

pulling a jeffrey 

Look Jeffrey shit in the pool again. Pulling a Jeffrey.
pulling a jeffrey by cbergsyo July 11, 2014

Pull a Jeffrey Dahmer 

“Pulling a Jeffrey Dahmer,” is when someone cannibalizes or eats a another humans flesh. First made famous by Kesha’s song “Cannibal,” Jeffrey Dahmer was an American Serial killer who was known for killing his victims and then eating there flesh.
Yeah, I’ll pull a Jeffrey Dahmer.

Or
I’m so hungry I could pull a Jeffrey Dahmer.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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