A jay
A jay by Man man loww August 28, 2020
A Jay
Doing “a jay” is being super slow , slower than a snail 🐌, doing a jay is the slowest form of any movement both within the physical and mental categories.
When someone is “doing a jay” they are often lagging in real time with their thought process being back in the 1980’s. Unfortunately the only way to fix yourself from “doing a jay” is finding something sharp to jump on or if your close to a highway finding oncoming traffic to say hello to by walking towards it would be sufficient.
When someone is “doing a jay” they are often lagging in real time with their thought process being back in the 1980’s. Unfortunately the only way to fix yourself from “doing a jay” is finding something sharp to jump on or if your close to a highway finding oncoming traffic to say hello to by walking towards it would be sufficient.
A Jay by Morningstar666goat November 26, 2023
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A-jay
A-jay is that one guy who is always there for you no matter what and no matter what situation your in. He is really sweet and kind and also quite cute. He has an amazing personality that you can't find in many guys, his one of a kind. His caring and loves giving out gifts. If you know an A-jay make sure to keep him because he will change your life.
A Jay and Silent Bob
lets go hit up a jay and silent bob OR im lookin for a jay and silent bob do you know where i can find one? OR do you know if jay and silent bob are at the quick stop?
A Jay and Silent Bob by The Drew-Ski December 21, 2010
Pulling a Jay
Giving zero fucks and using broken exploits and somehow still not getting banned.
Alternatively; hitting on girls through their stream in hopes of sliding into their DMs.
Alternatively; hitting on girls through their stream in hopes of sliding into their DMs.
Brad was Pulling a Jay when he gave zero fucks as he exploited the AS packet, but, "It's okay because I'll only level it to 14 instead of max."
Pulling a Jay by sickbantz February 17, 2017
face a jay
Dmv slang ...... means to smoke a jay or a “ joint “. Can be used when talking to friends or explaining something .
For example: “ I’m boutta go smoke this jay “
For example: “ I’m boutta go smoke this jay “
For example: “ I’m boutta go face a jay “
defenition: Meaning you are soon a about to inhale the marajuna
defenition: Meaning you are soon a about to inhale the marajuna
face a jay by MumboSauceGirl May 20, 2018
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