To not know what to do, panic hard in a kitchen for about ten minutes, accomplish nothing and then proceed to still end up with a favorable outcome.

To come with a lot of problems and no solutions.

Originated and used by British YouTube Stars, Celebrity Chefs and fellow members of SORTEDFood.

JAMES: “I’ve just stood here for six minutes...oh my god I don’t know what to do -I don’t know what to do- I’m freaking out! I’m freaking out! I’m having a Jamie moment. I’m having an actual Jamie moment.”

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A Jamie Moment

A Jamie moment is near enough copying the actions of Jamie Slim Jim this can be done either by no-lifing a game for a month or so before calling it a really bad game because Harry beat him after playing for a matter of 5 hours another sign of someone having a Jamie moment is just speaking pure waffle such as "Your head is bigger than your thumb"

Ahhh he's having a Jamie moment, he's not speaking English again to try and some cheap laughs from Aiden

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Telling a Jamie

Telling a lie. If you 'tell a Jamie' it means you are telling a ludicrous lie that obviously isn't true and you will clearly get caught out for.

Telling a Jamie - 'I once saw some gypsies on the side of a motorway put a plug into an electricity pylon and steal some electricity.'

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Doing A Jamie

Doing a Jamie is when someone is at a high level of narcissism, manipulation and never accountable.

People that are classed in the ' doing a Jamie' category are giant RED FLAGS and can never be trusted.

Proceed with caution.

Major also have many children to multiple woman, many interventions orders but in their words " Not my fault "

Man cheats on Mrs.

Man gives excuse that he only did it because he knows the Mrs was being shady because he saw a whatsapp icon on her phone. The man's conclusion: she must be cheating so I cheated first.

He is 'doing a Jamie'

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Doing a Jamie

Doing a Jamie is the act of getting wound up by a few 'scousers', a stoke twat and a man united fan here and there. Said person 'doing a jamie' will then leave the MSN conversation in an almighty mood; compared somewhat to that of a pre-menstrual female. Anybody who is 'doing a jamie' needs an apology or the world could end.

Chris says: screw you guys i'm going home!
Matt says: aww cmon chris stop doing a jamie on us

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

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