A Homer
A person who is unable to find a significant other, or is exceptionally close to being in a relationship but fucks up for cowardly behavior.
A Homer by that_cheverlet_i_cant_afford December 17, 2018
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pulling a homer
The star player in basketball game slipped during the last seconds of the game causing the ball to get accidently hurled at the net and making the winning shot and so "pulling a homer"
pulling a homer by afshin-mrak May 28, 2007
Bunting A Homer
It is generally know as a sexual act that only happens in a gas station in Cleveland, it involves a tiger, 3 bowls of pudding, a german gas mask, and 411.385 plastic dildos.
Bunting A Homer by James franchesco III October 23, 2011
pull a homer
pull a homer by phonker April 13, 2003
bagged me a homer
1. From the Simpsons. Lurleen Lumpkin wrote and sang it about Homer Simpson to let him know that she's in love with him.
2. The Simpsons fans use it to describe getting the man of your dreams.
2. The Simpsons fans use it to describe getting the man of your dreams.
1. "I've been slumpin' off season, but now I've found the reason, I've struck on a love that is true. I used to play the field. I used to be a roamer. But season's turnin' around for me now, I've finally bagged me a Homer. That's right, I've finally bagged me a Homer"
2. Denise: "I hear you've been seeing Mike?"
Cheryl: "Yeah, he's amazing, looks like I finally bagged me a Homer!"
2. Denise: "I hear you've been seeing Mike?"
Cheryl: "Yeah, he's amazing, looks like I finally bagged me a Homer!"
bagged me a homer by LeGenius November 7, 2013
Swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer
Keeping with baseball metaphors it is to go after someone far more attractive than oneselves and manage to have sex with them.
Michael: You went after Mackenzie? That's pretty bold she's like a 10!
Sanders: Yeah she is, we hooked up though.
Michael: Oh shit you swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer.
Sanders: Yeah she is, we hooked up though.
Michael: Oh shit you swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer.
Swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer by awesome24678 January 9, 2017
Pulling a Homer
Pulling a Homer by Gumba June 29, 2005
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