a goober

tall cute italian who likes to think that he is semi-fluent in spanish and, at times, uses it in a "ghetto" dialect. goobers are notorious for their need to be taken care of by their swipers. Many are known to be execssive movie "buffs" and are, suprisingly, romantics at heart.

Did that dude really just hit that tree?....yah, he's definitely a goober. I sure hope he has a swiper to take care of him!

by DaSwiper January 16, 2011

Deadass a whole goober

To be a a goofball

Vladimir Putin is deadass a whole goober

by WigglyGhandi 12: May 26, 2022

Cheefing a goofer

The act of smoking a joint.

"Did you see where our mexican gardener went?"
"Yeah he's in the shed Cheefing a goofer."

by fuckdude March 9, 2009

gooder than a mug

something really good

This food is gooder than a mug!

by chickennug90 October 24, 2017

gooder den a bitch

When somethings gooder den a bitch

Wow charlie that pop tart was really gooder den a bitch

by Kw585 January 28, 2017

gooder than a bitch

something that's gooder than a fucking bitch. think of the term "bitchin'" and its better than that.

jem: wow! this chipotle is so good!
Shriya: yuh, this shit's gooder than a bitch

by alienlorde April 28, 2021