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National Kill A Ginger Day 

On October 20, any hate crimes against gingers are completely legal, especially murder! Enjoy yourselves as we normal hair colored people bask in the sunlight as mutants (gingers) experience a mass genocide.
I’m so excited! National Kill A Ginger Day is coming up!

Kick a Ginger Kicker Day 

Kick a Ginger Kicker Day is the day after when Gingers everywhere can retaliate and kick all Ginger Kickers on October 21.
The Ginger in school that was kicked for having characteristics of a Ginger on Kick a Ginger Day gathered all of his Ginger friends the day after Kick a Ginger Kicker day to Kick all Ginger Kickers. Therefor it must be "Kick a Ginger Kicker Day." Which would fall on October 21.

beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Expression used to describe vigourous acts of masturbation with no regard for possible reprecussions such as friction burns or wanker's cramp.
Shlonglinator: I've got an awful horn. Think I'm going to head home and beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Lads: You mean meeting gemma......

Kiss a Ginger Day 

On February 18th, find a soulless ginger and kiss them.
Hey what day is it?.
It’s National kiss a ginger Day!

beaten like a ginger stepchild 

To be soundly beaten; pwned/owned; utterly defeated; beaten severely

The term comes from the idea of gingers (people with red hair and fair skin) being inferior and/or worthless. See also: beaten like a red haired stepchild - this ginger version may be more commonly used in the UK.
"I've never played this game before; I'm going to get beaten like a ginger stepchild by her."

"If I come home late again, my dad is going to beat me like a ginger stepchild."

Scare a ginger day 

A person with pale skin and red hair with have the pleasure of being scared by their friends all day.
Boo! "ginger screams" happy scare a ginger day!!
Scare a ginger day by ravi101 October 15, 2019
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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