a fake friend

A fake friend is someone who doesn't really care about how you feel about yourself. Sadly most friends turn out to be fake friends and don't care about you. You should leave those fake friends right away and find someone real. I have had so many friends that I thought were real but in the end were just like the rest. In 5th grade I moved to a new school and became friends with someone I thought was so sweet then this year she just left me to go be friends with the popular girls but in the end they're just being fake friends to her now.

I can't believe she left me she was a fake friend
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a fake friend by weird girl that does gymnastic April 20, 2018

National post a fake ass friend day

National post a fake ass friend day is where you post a friend who you know is fake, if participating you’re expected to post something on several social media platforms e.g. Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook and others.

“Hey it’s national post a fake ass friend day”
“Oh, I better post Ella then”

National post a fake ass friend day by 000000000500000000 November 8, 2021

fake-a-friend 

when someone acts like they are your friend but they wouldn't know what real friendship meant if it bit them in the butt

Abby: Hey, Sally . . . let's hang out.
Sally: No, Abby, you are just a fake-a-friend and I don't want anything to do with you.

fake-a-friend by hard a.... February 12, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022