A Craig 

An immature, obnoxious and disrepectful young man. A Craig is quite easy to spot. He will most likely laugh very loudly at lewd jokes, walk like a gangsta when he's white,ignore you and hit on other girls behind your back, have his friend break up with you in a text message and always, ALWAYS forget to call.

Amanda--I liked Jeremy, but he was kinda a Craig.
Lili--Oh, man, that sucks. He seemed like such a nice guy!

A Craig by Snicky35353 August 2, 2009

A Craig David 

(Or more aptly, 'Doing A Craig David') A situation arises from which you need to distance yourself from; i.e. 'walking away'.

I have troubles in my life, so I'm doing a Craig David

A Craig David by theslaughterhouseblog October 30, 2017

a Craig Michael Thornton

A guy who is overly obsessed with small details and is very unfunny. Also has a big willy.
Can be abbreviated into CMT

You know that guy Jonny, he's a Craig Michael Thornton.

a Craig Michael Thornton by Harry, the word man November 1, 2025

Pull a Craig 

Getting drunk off 19 beers and smoking 2 cartons of cigarettes while debating everyone that you are correct and they are all idiots at the same time plotting how to get the fat girl back to your filthy flat that has enough pubes on the toilet you can't flush in fear of it clogging.

Hung over at work today because cuz I Pull a Craig last night and now I need some anti itch cream.

Pull a Craig by MadTrad February 23, 2022

Pull a Craig 

To leave completely unannounced and without anyone realizing.

Where did richard go? Did he pull a craig?

Pull a Craig by Bubbalukecrash May 22, 2011

Pull a Craig 

Telling your team-members that you will be leaving to get some rest … and never actually coming back effectively leaving them on their own. Named after a computer programmer, who has pulled this trick numerous times.

About 12 hours into the Hackathon Robyn decided to pull a Craig leaving his other team members to the late realization that they are now without a back-end developer.

Pull a Craig by Bericender November 11, 2014

pull a craig 

when you fuck up something that is almost impossible to fuck up or when your a slave to your bitch

oh man he Steve better not pull a craig or else im gonna kick him right in the chops

pull a craig by cccccccccccccccc March 16, 2007