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A Connor 

An insufferable person who thinks your their friend but its obvious that everyone hates them
Person A: Ugh, Keith is such a Connor
Person B: I know right, he's always trying to hang out with me
A Connor by .sp1r1t.__ March 7, 2023
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a connor 

A white Boy in the back of your class that everyone one is cautious about
You:damn I'm kind of scared right now

Your friend:why
You:we got a connor in our class

Connor:(reaches into his bag)
Everyone:(starts getting scared )
a connor by Crtcle November 27, 2019

A Connor Dump 

A poop that is soo bad, soo sloppy and really really painful, that after you have finished it, your bumchecks hurt and the worst thing about it, you’ve ran out of toilet paper.
Yo bro let me just go take a Connor dump
A Connor Dump by NYIIII February 14, 2019

National Kick A Connor Day 

On February 10th, just kick a guy named Connor! Any guy named Connor! Kick him!
I kicked my boy Connor on February 10th cause its National Kick A Connor Day !

pull a connor 

to film your dad while he performs the sexual act of rubbing his (preferably bald) head all up in a large woman's buttcrack. most often followed by dressing as a horse and cavorting around all nude like, in a very faggish manner. and having buttsex.
Last night i decided to pull a connor and now I'm on my way to the nearest structure tall enough to put an end to my misery.
pull a connor by the platypus man January 3, 2010

Pulling a Connor

When you build with two stairs in Fortnite. You can pull a double Connor and it’s fucking annoying. It’s a pussy move also
Damn that bruh is pulling a Connor
Pulling a Connor by &$_$& March 30, 2019

Doing a Connor. 

A guy that treats a girl with no respect.
slightly homosexual qualities and is often found to be singing Elton John (badly)

often lies and sometimes smells very bad.

usually comes with a white afro, spotty face and bad choice of clothes.

social reject! and very very unattractive.
EXAMPLE 1 *

girl 1: WOAH, why is that girl crying?

girl 2: that guy messed her around!

girl 1: how? :S
girl 2: he was Doing a Connor.

EXAMPLE 2 *
guy 1: hey dude, last night i totally did a connor!

guy 2: omg! how?

guy 1: I got paraletic from 2 beers, got my moobs out, tried to get with a girl that was way out of my league and I sang Elton John really badly.

guy1: FAIL.

DOING A CONNOR!!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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