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the thing that is worse than a rapist
“there’s only one thing worse than a rapist
*boom*
“a child
a child by xolaugh April 15, 2018
Words you can keep
A child is tommy aka Childinnit
A Child by ScftRqby April 6, 2021
has the mental capacity of a peanut, no friends, no job so no money, mother usually a crack whore, sleeps with 20+ girls to feel something.
that boy hunter is such a child, his parents don't even want him.
a child by catslayer47 March 8, 2021
i have a friend called adam he is a child
a child by blitzocrowley June 8, 2022

a child called it

when a child is abused or beaten badly by their father or mother. Or the child has sexuality issues regarding if they are gay or straight.
Joshua was beaten by his father, he was a child called it.

Joshua was discovered giving fellatio to a man in woods and under the bridge, he was a child called it.

A child will never become a man in five Bucks 

A child will never become a man in five Bucks
Whats the real meaning please
A child will never become a man in five Bucks

do me a child 

an Israeli expression said by someone to someone he/she admires, meaning "have sex with me".
May appear in creative forms such as "do me a triplets".
- "Harel Ska'at, do me a child"!
do me a child by phlegmat March 22, 2005
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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