a cheesecake

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a cheesecake is, in Norwegian slang, when you stuff the cake full of cheese. In layman's terms: shoving smegma up someones bum.

Guy to friend: Hey man I just ate a cheesecake with Jessica and Chad the other night.
Friend: Getting someone to agree to a cheesecake is respectable, but I wouldn't eat it afterwards, that's just unsanitary.

Guy to friend: Eh.. live, laugh, love innit

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It was a bad day to be a cheesecake

A joke from the cast of the famous horror project, Generation Loss. The cast also made shirts quoting this phrase.

“Let me tell you, it was a bad day to be a cheesecake.”

It was a bad day to be a cheesecake by genlossbrainrot June 28, 2023

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fucking a cheesecake

Just literally putting your dick in a cheesecake

Jim: Joe, what are you doing?
Joe: Fucking a cheesecake

fucking a cheesecake by Pokermanz6 December 22, 2018

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cherry cheesecake in a shot

a heavenly shot of vanilla schnapps with a splash of cranberry juice. so smooth and mellow that one is never enough.

i'll have another cherry cheesecake in a shot bartender!!!

cherry cheesecake in a shot by tjmacs January 22, 2009

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Cheesecake In a Barrel

A slang term saying "kill yourself", giving you a direct chance to tell your parents "cheesecake in a barrel" or anyone else without them knowing the true meaning.

"How about cheesecake in a barrel?"

Cheesecake In a Barrel by Savian Drennix November 29, 2017

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Cheesecake on a Stick

A sexual act where you put a slice or whole pie of cheesecake (depending on the girl) inside her vagina. The man then "plows" her until he cums. Then the female must suck the remnants of the cheesecake off his penis.

Last night we went to the cheesecake factory, and after dinner I gave Jody the Cheesecake on a Stick! And She loved it!

Cheesecake on a Stick by ashleymadethisup01 April 20, 2009

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chocolate dipped cheesecake on a stick

extremely hard to say. even the smartest people can struggle with it; quite the tongue twister

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chocolate dipped cheesecake on a stick by scaroline January 18, 2022

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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