A Cheese

A Cheese is a youthful person that enjoys video games, and who typically neighbors your property. Someone who is known as a Cheese will randomly appear in your living room on the couch, usually with a bowl of chips/other greasy food. Cheeses are known for their distinctive simping tendencies towards Minecraft Youtubers, but aside from the negative effects a Cheese is one of the best homies you could have.

"Everyone needs a Cheese in their life"

"Cheese don't touch my remote with them greasy lil hands"

by TheRealCheeseMaker April 16, 2021

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008

passing a cheese

flatulence or flatus or commonly known as fart. Other terms are breaking wind, passing gas, having gas, letting on rip.

Khey is usually passing a cheese early in the morning.

Thomas thinks that passing a cheese is a good joke.

by Myles Austin April 2, 2012

masterbating with a cheese grater

Doing a task that is not a good idea

Moving this piano without help is like masterbating with a cheese grater.

by matt1975 September 10, 2012

son of a cheese

Someone so irritating they must be related to the king of all annoyance, Cheese. Like an alternative to arsaholic.

*Harry steals pencil case and throws it out the window then administers an ehhhrrr....*

John: "Aaargh you son of a cheese!"

by Phaidan October 24, 2006

fuck a cheese

i was so bored and feeling really crazy, I decided to write some random thing into the keyboard. this is what came up: fuck a cheese.

i'll just say, how bout you fuck a cheese? you seem that horny or bored

by Not Aaron Krause October 30, 2013

Chunk a Cheese's

Like Chuck E. Cheese's, but better.

Breylon: We are goin' to Chunk a Cheese's.
Casey: Sweet!
Breylon: It's like Chuck E. Cheese's, but better.
Casey: Yeah, I got it.
Breylon: Way better. It's practically a Dave and Buster's.
Casey: I feel like you're really building it up.
Breylon: Hey man, if you don't want to come you can just piss off.
Casey: Wow, real mature.
Breylon: I'm two years old.

by Cecil and Cam Newton December 15, 2010