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A Caroline Story 

Noun. A story that has no apparent punchline, moral, relevance, or foreseeable end leaving an awkward silence afterward between all parties when they realize that the story that was just told was completely pointless. "Caroline Story"-tellers sometimes over-compensate on their lack of humor through the extension of said story, making the process painfully long and uncomfortable to endure.

Origin: Caroline A. M., Switzerland
- "So there used to be, like, a Kiosk in Egg, and I used to go there all the time. And then one day it just left, and now I don't go there anymore."
*awkward silence*
- "Wow. That was such a Caroline Story..."

pulling a caroline 

Ditching her friends to go love her boyfriend, Paul
Wow, yesterday Sammy was pulling a Caroline! We didn't know where she went for a while...
pulling a caroline by Sugar5978 August 29, 2016

Make it a Caroline

When ordering at Chipotle say "make it a Caroline" to add salad dressing to the order.

Caroline is the style of salad dressing.

Make it a Caroline

In some parts of the Carolinas it is popular to request the house salad dressing on the side when ordering a burrito. The salad dressing is then used as a condiment.

Caroline M. A. 

Mark Lee's, Park Woojin's, Yoo Kihyun's, Roh Taehyun's, Agust D's, Jeong Sewoon's, Seungcheol's, Jeonghan's, Junhui's, Jisoo's, Wonwoo's, Soonyoung's, Lee Jihoon's , Seokmin's, Mingyu's, Minghao's, Seungkwan's , Choi Hansol's, Lee Chan's, Minseok's, Feeldog's, Junhoe's, Taeyang's, Siwon's, Youngjae's, Jaebum's, Key's, Moonbin's, Rocky's, Hyunsik's, Youngmin's, Donghyun's, Yunho's <33333
Mark Lee is Caroline M. A.'s not Atin's.

pull a carolina

leaving the car keys inside your car.
me: omg where are my keys?!
you: pull a carolina.
me: what?
you: you left your keys inside your car.
me: duuuumb!
pull a carolina by baybayshion December 7, 2010