When a woman's titty hardens milk in the nipple duct from not expressing them properly it creates a hard natural plug that becomes a strong pressure just waiting for the next creep that goes immediately on your nipple without any prior interaction or touching. The built up pressure shoots the plug right at the hangy-ball. (uvula)
Its the evolved female human bodies natural defense mechanism ...
A Booby-Trap.
That creepo I took home with me last night totally got a booby-trap last night!! Haha! He threw up all over his cock and went running out crying with his balls clacking between his legs lol wow such a virgin.
An ultra specific slang term for a situation arising when another member of a now-defunct Rush cover band becomes aroused when taking a shit because it reminds him of his band's old bassist, who died of a heart attack while taking a shit, causing the band to break up.
The human brain is weird, man, I guess I just have slap-a-da-boof... forever? Do you know how hard it is to poop with a boner?
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.