A person who pretends to have close relationships with others, even if they’ve only met a handful of times (or not at all), and frequently guilt-trips people into hanging out with them. The typical "A Bear" thrives on awkwardly inserting themselves into plans and conversations, often claiming they were “totally invited” or making you feel bad for “leaving them out.” They are the undisputed champions of emotionalmanipulation disguised as friendship.
"Ugh, I wasn’t even planning a party, but 'A Bear' heard about my Friday night and now I feel bad not inviting him."
"We barely know each other, but he’s pulling an 'A Bear' and acting like I’m his best friend from middle school."
"Be careful mentioning plans around her—she’s such 'A Bear' and will guilt-trip her way into it."
Pro Tip: If you encounter 'A Bear,' set boundaries or prepare for a guilt-fueled emotional rollercoaster.
The sexualact of a girl sucking you off as you hang from the ceiling or beam and after you finish you proceed to drink your own piss. This can also be substituted by hanging from a tree, rope, pull up bar, etc. all by your ankles.
"I'm feeling like a Bear Grylls tonight, what about you?"
A combination of two other rhetorical phrases:
Is the Pope Catholic?
And
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Second combination would be:
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Designed to confuse people who ask stupid questions.
Jonny: "Are we going to eat dinner at 6 tonight?"
Billy: "Is the Pope a bear?"
Jonny: "What?!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.