a hamburger with CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

or a fatty hehe

or a drug addict in jail smoking pot on a wiener dog with a muffin
by bob the bob like unicorns 1 April 19, 2010
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Someone who is trying to cockblock another man in a social gathering.
"Damn, man. Chris is being such a cheeseburger tonight!"
by Will June 14, 2004
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Meaning to block cock. Initials CB, same as Cock Blocker.
I was tryin to spit game last night but Jazzy was being a total Cheeseburger.
by Guera87 May 11, 2009
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Especially referring to someone you have a history of hooking up with when drunk, but who you usually reject or refrain from said hookup with when sober.

Origin: When sober, you may or may not want a cheeseburger, but when you're drunk, you can never turn it down.
Friend 1: Did Luke hook up with Lauren last night?

Friend 2: Of course he did, he was hammered.

Friend 1: Why? You know he always regrets it.

Friend 2: Dude, she's his cheeseburger.
by Crentist2010 April 8, 2009
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some little cat, old man, granny, your momma, or anyone who walks around with a big ass smile on their face with no obvious reason. they might have "fish eyes" when they are being a 'cheeseburger'. for whatever reason, this 'cheeseburger' is super happy and they ain't nothin' nobody can do about it.
"there goes little vincent. he just had his diaper changed. he's such a cheeseburger."
by nico illmatic October 15, 2007
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A fucking idiot. Basically making fun of some dumbass crackhead who has no idea your making fun of him or her. You can also use this at the end of every sentence and you'll notice no one ever picks up on it.
Some guetto crackhead asked me for money to get beer, I told him to go fuck himself cheeseburger.
by Patsman October 23, 2006
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The act of taking one's penis (las the burger) and wrapping ones ballsack around it (where the buns would be)
Pat whipped out his dick and stuck that damn cheeseburger in my face
by SuperstudentG February 25, 2003
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