Madoka Magica is an anime that decieves people in to believing in hope, justice and dreams, and crushes it, breaks then so badly that even a god cannot save it.

THE CAKE IS A LIE! JUST LIKE MADOKA MAGICA!

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madokaism

One of the two big otaku religions, on the same level but more niche that haruhism. The basic premise is praising out lord and savior Kaname Madoka for saving anime in 2011, and the magical girl genre as a whole despite at the same time ruining it.

Guy 1: I'm catholic
Guy 2: oh cool I'm a follower of madokaism
Guy 1: what

Guy 2: *rips off shirt revealing homura t shirt, shorts that say "sayaka did nothing wrong" and "kill kyuubey" cap and runs away screaming the lyrics to connect*
Guy 1: wtf.....everyone knows that haruhism is the real weebligion.

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madoka magica

An anime and manga series that centers around a girl named Madoka Kaname, and her friends Mami, Sayaka, Homura, and Kyoko, who meet a creature names Kyuubey that offers to grant them one wish if they will in turn become magical girls and help fight witches, which are the source of evil in the world.

I just watched episode 3 of madoka magica, and it was pretty intense.

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Madokaism

A religion followed by a minority of anime fans

Guy 1: What's you're religion?
Guy 2: Madokaism
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Nothing

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Madoka

Small Asian person who is extremely beautiful and smart.

Often acts as peoples human dictionary.

Very picky with EVERYTHING but is very loved by all her friends.

Has amazing ninja wrapping skills.

Toni: "Hey how do you spell phosphorus?"
Madoka: "p h o s p h o r u s"
Toni: "thank you again Madoka"

Madoka by Tonitom November 17, 2010

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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