Zwirtz

Zits on the buttox which were recently popped by sitting down.

"Dude look at the way Jim is squirming in his chair- he totally has some zwirtz"

Zwirtz by Lollermage January 13, 2009

zwartz 

A condition causing random outbursts of rage and or laughter. People described as a Zwartz will dress excentrically - often with clashing styles.

That guy is so Zwartz but we love him none the less.

zwartz by T Hayward June 26, 2016

zirtz 

to fritz, to blink off, to freeze up.

Sorry I logged off briefly, my computer zirtzed.

zirtz by dragonkat January 2, 2007