zurt 

A synonym for "idiot"

Don't be such a zurt

zurt by JT September 8, 2004

zurt 

A synonym for "cool"

You're such a zurt person

zurt by creativeness September 9, 2004

Zurt 

The sound made when one gets punched in the taint.

Rhianna punched Brian in the taint and all you could hear is a loud ZURT.

Zurt by Ryan Zurtman February 14, 2021

zurtisha 

female version of a zurt; a dumbit zurt

Natalie is such a zurtisha

zurtisha by dumbitzert April 5, 2021

zurtglas 

annoying girl who believes she is always right, despite countless mess-ups on her behalf. never says 'sorry,' only 'it's not my fault.'

Liz: Yeah that girl told me it was my fault when she spilled her drink on me. WTF.

Emily: What a zurtglas!

zurtglas by steal2dok2 November 28, 2009

zurteh 

Some person who beat idols and got doxxed

Yoo the zurteh guy has children in his basement

zurteh by The_hot_thot December 2, 2020

zurted 

when your tripping out/high on cough syrup see dexing

yo man i am fucking zurted!

zurted by northernlights May 25, 2007