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A type of mammal-like hexadecapod with a long tounge. Their name (Pronounced as ZOR-DEE-IN) stems from the mixture of the words “Zorro”, which means “fox”, and “Dian”, meaning “divine”. They are split up across several differing genus', all belonging to the zordian superfamily “Eurficampus” (Pronounced YER-FI-CAM-PUS).

Across the earth, they inhabit almost every ecological niche. Many have grown to become apex predators, feeding upon the plants and animals that live there. They are not classified as animals, due to their overall make-up being completely different from that of most other life on earth. Most zordians are opportunistic omnivores, feeding upon anything appetizing that they can get.

Zordians have bodies that look much like that of a fox: Long, vulpine snouts, long legs with brushy tails, which typically grow as long as their own bodies, and even longer ears. Whiskers decorate the ends of their snouts, as well as appearing in areas such as face cheeks, under their eyebrows, and their foreheads.

Long, pointy tusks protrude from their upper jaw, around where the lips of both the upper jaw and lower jaw meet. Their bodies are long, with a frame like that of a cheetah that possesses four pairs of breathing holes down their sides, used for breathing, in combination with their nose and mouth. Males possess a pouch on their chest, which they may use to store objects or keep baby zordians safe. Males and females do not differ much in body size.
"Wow, look, that zordian is eating that cat!"
"I have the strength and flexibility of a zordian."
"This zordian looks like a furry..."
"I have hot thighs, like a zordian."
Zordian by dragonflied3 January 17, 2023
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The most amazing person you can meet. Sometimes negative but very cute and crazy.
Zoriana is amazing
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Zoriana is an absolute amizing person. A zoriana always has the best sence of humor and knows when to make jokes to make you happy. She is beautiful and talented and the bestest friend you'll ever get.
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(Verb) To buy something to use and then return.
I need to clean this carpet stain, so I’m going to Zorian a carpet cleaning machine.
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If you ever meet a boy named Zordan, then you're very lucky! There kindhearted and will make you feel good. There also overprotective over their family and friends. Zordan's know how to fight really good! And their looks are amazing with great style! Very popular around all people!
Person: Omg I saw you walking with the popular boy, Zordan!
Person 2: I know! We're friends now! He's a cool boy! You should talk to him! :)
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Zorianna 

Zorianna is the hottest, funniest person you will ever meet. She can be shy… sometimes but really loud once she’s out her comfort-zone. She the sweetest and caring person you will ever meet.
Zorianna is so nice
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