zopshopping 

It's like drunk shopping, when you wake up the next say with no recollection of online shopping until all the confirmation emails and dispatch notifications arrive…except you didn't drink, you just took a Zopiclone sleeping tablet.

"Oh, looks like / went zopshopping last night."

"You'll never guess what I zopshopped this time"

zopshopping by Leadwards December 19, 2023

zopshopping 

It’s like drunk shopping, when you wake up the next say with no recollection of online shopping until all the confirmation emails and dispatch notifications arrive…except you didn’t drink, you just took a Zopiclone sleeping tablet.

“Oh, looks like I went zopshopping last night.”

“You’ll never guess what I zopshopped this time”

zopshopping by Leadwards December 19, 2023

Zopshopping 

Zopshopping - a form of online shopping, similar to drunk shopping. However, Instead of alcohol, zopiclone sleeping tablets are taken. This results in loss of impulse control while browsing and sometimes short term memory loss over the purchase of the shopping. This is, until the dispatch email arrives in your inbox the next day…. And you realise it’s happened again..

“I Zopshopped 96 lunchables last night. Not sure how I’m actually going to manage”.

“Apparently I went zopshopping again, I’m having an Apple Pencil delivered tomorrow, I dont have an iPad”.

Zopshopping by Leadwards December 21, 2023

Topshopping 

The act of pulling out someones tie so it is on the outside of that persons jumper/coat.

1) Reach out to a person you are speaking to or around
2) Pull out their tie without them being able to stop you
3) Say "Top Shop"
4) Laugh at their slight annoyance as they put their tie back in

<Matt> Topshop
*pulls out Jake's tie with amazing speed*
<Jake> You Dick
*Puts tie back in*
<Matt> Topshop>
*Pulls out tie again*
<Jake> Dick!!!! Stop topshopping me

Topshopping by Pystey1 November 19, 2009