zopshopping 

It’s like drunk shopping, when you wake up the next say with no recollection of online shopping until all the confirmation emails and dispatch notifications arrive…except you didn’t drink, you just took a Zopiclone sleeping tablet.

“Oh, looks like I went zopshopping last night.”

“You’ll never guess what I zopshopped this time”

zopshopping by Leadwards December 19, 2023

zopshopping 

It's like drunk shopping, when you wake up the next say with no recollection of online shopping until all the confirmation emails and dispatch notifications arrive…except you didn't drink, you just took a Zopiclone sleeping tablet.

"Oh, looks like / went zopshopping last night."

"You'll never guess what I zopshopped this time"

zopshopping by Leadwards December 19, 2023

Zopshopping 

Zopshopping - a form of online shopping, similar to drunk shopping. However, Instead of alcohol, zopiclone sleeping tablets are taken. This results in loss of impulse control while browsing and sometimes short term memory loss over the purchase of the shopping. This is, until the dispatch email arrives in your inbox the next day…. And you realise it’s happened again..

“I Zopshopped 96 lunchables last night. Not sure how I’m actually going to manage”.

“Apparently I went zopshopping again, I’m having an Apple Pencil delivered tomorrow, I dont have an iPad”.

Zopshopping by Leadwards December 21, 2023

Topshopping 

The act of pulling out someones tie so it is on the outside of that persons jumper/coat.

1) Reach out to a person you are speaking to or around
2) Pull out their tie without them being able to stop you
3) Say "Top Shop"
4) Laugh at their slight annoyance as they put their tie back in

<Matt> Topshop
*pulls out Jake's tie with amazing speed*
<Jake> You Dick
*Puts tie back in*
<Matt> Topshop>
*Pulls out tie again*
<Jake> Dick!!!! Stop topshopping me

Topshopping by Pystey1 November 19, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019