by mcammi March 29, 2008
verb:
1. to pass out or sleep on a mattress that is not the one you normally sleep in;
2. often involves sleeping on a mattress placed in a bathroom or shower room;
3. often involves the process of puking, peeing, or crapping yourself, or a combination of the three--also known as the trifecta.
noun:
1. the location of the zookie;
2. usually an old mattress only suitable to sleep on when blacked-out.
1. to pass out or sleep on a mattress that is not the one you normally sleep in;
2. often involves sleeping on a mattress placed in a bathroom or shower room;
3. often involves the process of puking, peeing, or crapping yourself, or a combination of the three--also known as the trifecta.
noun:
1. the location of the zookie;
2. usually an old mattress only suitable to sleep on when blacked-out.
When someone gets too drunk to sleep in their own bed (for fears of dirtying it), a friend would lead him to a zookie mattress, where he is free on any normal inhibitions, and may soil himself as he pleases. The mattress can simply be hosed down the next morning.
by AP Sawyer February 05, 2007
by JCakes12 February 27, 2008
any living creatures inhabiting your body - e.g. body lice, crabs, head lice, fleas
My grandmother always used to ask, "you got zookies?" when we were being 'twitchy' as kids.
My grandmother always used to ask, "you got zookies?" when we were being 'twitchy' as kids.
by hannahkat December 01, 2009
by Msanime lover June 20, 2022
A slang word for a blunt. Usually included in the phrase "Slam a Zookie", which means to smoke/eat a blunt exceptionally fast.
by soggyindividual2 September 25, 2023