zoofile

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what happens when an uneducated person attempts to spell "zoophile"

person 1: im a zoofile
person 2: its zoophile you idiot

zoofile by funnyguyboy69420 June 15, 2022

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Zoofile

Is person who is the same as a pedofile, except Zoofiles like to engage in a sexual intercourse with a zoo animal.

Bloke #1: I heard Bob likes to get it on with zoo animals
Bloke #2: Bob's a fucken Zoofile

Zoofile by Mysta D April 11, 2009

Related Words

Zoofile • Zoofie • zoobilee • zoofilia • Zootiled • zoofy

Zoofie

A public figure from Sweden.

"I saw Zoofie's new video yesterday, did you see it yet?"

Zoofie by coffeewithmilk August 21, 2017

zoofilia

abit like beastiality, but only in a zoo

"i performed some sick fucking zoofilia with a gorilla at the london zoo last saturday"

zoofilia by Brettie December 25, 2007

zoobilee

an annual party at roger williams park zoo that entails "free" food and the drunk dancing of prominent members of society. once thought to be a fun event but truthfully is very boring.

the election after party was a total zoobilee.

zoobilee by lillady12 June 28, 2010

Zootiled

When you physically cannot get any more high than you currently are

Me: Damn bro I can’t smoke anymore I guess I’m zootiled

Zootiled by Lunr eklipse July 14, 2018

zoofies

A zoofies is a fluffy alien creature that is very intelligent

Foofball is the leader of the zoofies

zoofies by Alexandria011 March 13, 2018

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026