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what happens when an uneducated person attempts to spell "zoophile"

person 1: im a zoofile
person 2: its zoophile you idiot

zoofile by funnyguyboy69420 June 15, 2022

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Zoofile

Is person who is the same as a pedofile, except Zoofiles like to engage in a sexual intercourse with a zoo animal.

Bloke #1: I heard Bob likes to get it on with zoo animals
Bloke #2: Bob's a fucken Zoofile

Zoofile by Mysta D April 11, 2009

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Zoofile • Zoofie • zoobilee • zoofilia • Zootiled • zoofy

Zoofie

A public figure from Sweden.

"I saw Zoofie's new video yesterday, did you see it yet?"

Zoofie by coffeewithmilk August 21, 2017

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zoofilia

abit like beastiality, but only in a zoo

"i performed some sick fucking zoofilia with a gorilla at the london zoo last saturday"

zoofilia by Brettie December 25, 2007

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zoobilee

an annual party at roger williams park zoo that entails "free" food and the drunk dancing of prominent members of society. once thought to be a fun event but truthfully is very boring.

the election after party was a total zoobilee.

zoobilee by lillady12 June 28, 2010

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Zootiled

When you physically cannot get any more high than you currently are

Me: Damn bro I can’t smoke anymore I guess I’m zootiled

Zootiled by Lunr eklipse July 14, 2018

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zoofies

A zoofies is a fluffy alien creature that is very intelligent

Foofball is the leader of the zoofies

zoofies by Alexandria011 March 13, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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