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what happens when an uneducated person attempts to spell "zoophile"
person 1: im a zoofile
person 2: its zoophile you idiot
zoofile by funnyguyboy69420 June 15, 2022
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Is person who is the same as a pedofile, except Zoofiles like to engage in a sexual intercourse with a zoo animal.
Bloke #1: I heard Bob likes to get it on with zoo animals
Bloke #2: Bob's a fucken Zoofile
Zoofile by Mysta D April 11, 2009
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abit like beastiality, but only in a zoo
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zoobilee 

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Zootiled 

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A zoofies is a fluffy alien creature that is very intelligent
Foofball is the leader of the zoofies
zoofies by Alexandria011 March 13, 2018
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