Zombie Clown Share definition Flag the two scariest things ever conceived by man. Zombies, and Clowns. If a zombie outbreak occured at a circus, you'd be fucked. You'd have to deal with a Zombie Clown. Or Worse; Zombie CLOWNS. Zombie Clown by Paddy O'Mally May 28, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Zombie Clown mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch