Zodies 

Man with absolutely and I mean absolutely no rhythm at all... Like no rhythm like absolute 0% rhythm because he can't stroke for shit

Keep the rate at 28 don't pull a Zodies

Zodies by Sebas_7 February 15, 2017

zonies

a term for Ari-ZON-ans, first used by people in San Diego for those who flee the desert heat for the beaches in the heat of summer.

Man, look at all the Zonies who are here! There's no place for us regular beach folk to put down a towel and sunbathe!

zonies by Babzilicious June 1, 2011

zories 

flip flops; slippers

Don't forget to bring your zories to the beach.

zories by believeme June 24, 2003

Zodiosexual 

When a person is only sexually attracted to a certain zodiac sign.

Joseph: Hey dude! Does that girl ,Jessica, like you?

Mike: Nahh. She doesn't like me. She said she's a zodiosexual.

Joseph: What is a zodiosexual?

Mike: She only likes Scorpios. I'm a Libra.

Zodiosexual by Smw4l September 27, 2015

Zolies

A term for recreational Zoloft pills.

Man 1: Hey man, are you poppin' Zolies?
Man 2: Yeah man, I'm getting lofted.

Zolies by urbandicrules123456789 February 11, 2019

Zonies

Short for calzone, essentially breaded crack.

I'd like to order a couple of buffalo zonies, no bleu.

Zonies by ThePooper December 1, 2010

zodie

Dollish, or extremely endearing in nature. The word originated from the use of "dolly" said in a stupid family accent.

"Aw, Tammy's new baby is so zodie!"

zodie by MAZA030 May 27, 2018