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Noun. A description a person who is perceived to be an extremely faggy little bitch who is a pathological liar and jackhole. The individual in question is extremely annoying, petty, spiteful, and prone to wild emotional swings and yet is tolerated by his peers because a member of his immediate family (most often his mom) has no self respect and as such is a complete whore like Cartman's mom.

A Zither's social status is tenous and dependent upon (1) the extent to which people can laugh at how awful his life is, (2) the quality of gifts married men bring his mom, and (3) how humerous his self hatred is.
Why are we hanging out with this piece of shit?

He's a total Zithers and my balls are blue as hell.

Sweet, once that married dude busts his nut we'll get our dicks wet!
Zithers by mljagm November 25, 2009
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Slang term for the sexual act commonly known as "ass to mouth"
That chick was wierd, when we went to my palce she asked to zither me.
zither by EN7r0py June 6, 2007
Someone who takes screenshots or slanders another person to get them cancelled for being "problematic."
P1: I saw them using the r-word in a group text, so I screenshot it and sent to their boss and got them fired!
P2: You f*cking zither. 🐍
zither by anonymous May 28, 2021

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026