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Noun. A description a person who is perceived to be an extremely faggy little bitch who is a pathological liar and jackhole. The individual in question is extremely annoying, petty, spiteful, and prone to wild emotional swings and yet is tolerated by his peers because a member of his immediate family (most often his mom) has no self respect and as such is a complete whore like Cartman's mom.

A Zither's social status is tenous and dependent upon (1) the extent to which people can laugh at how awful his life is, (2) the quality of gifts married men bring his mom, and (3) how humerous his self hatred is.
Why are we hanging out with this piece of shit?

He's a total Zithers and my balls are blue as hell.

Sweet, once that married dude busts his nut we'll get our dicks wet!
Zithers by mljagm November 25, 2009
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Slang term for the sexual act commonly known as "ass to mouth"
That chick was wierd, when we went to my palce she asked to zither me.
zither by EN7r0py June 6, 2007
Someone who takes screenshots or slanders another person to get them cancelled for being "problematic."
P1: I saw them using the r-word in a group text, so I screenshot it and sent to their boss and got them fired!
P2: You f*cking zither. 🐍
zither by anonymous May 28, 2021
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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