Zincampoop 

A person that has a rare condition that forces them to get a pair of pliers to yank the poop out of their ass. As the poop is sliding out it will make a squeaking noise. (Similar to when you slowly let the air out of a balloon)

“Dude I just popped a fat zincampoop”

Zincampoop by That vegan teacher is gay February 19, 2021

Nincampoop 

A person who has done something dumb. At that moment they are a "nincampoop"

Also can be used to just call someone a retard or dumb.

you can also be awarded nincampoop of the day.

(nin-cuhm-poop)

you just knocked over the bbq! you nincampoop!!!

jebbadieuh totally got nincampoop of the day for breaking the paddle...
on i know... that nincampoop

Nincampoop by pejooshkin September 26, 2007

Zyncumpoop 

Noun

The action of packing a lip with a zyn while on the toilet, proceeding to take a shit, then ejaculating. (You may also cum and poop at the same time if this is a feat you believe you can achieve) The amount of pure dopamine released in this single action is unheard of.

Dude where the fuck are my Zyns? I’m tryna hit a quick Zyncumpoop before I head out.

Zyncumpoop by yeetonmymeatmakemesecrete June 16, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012