Zincampoop

A person that has a rare condition that forces them to get a pair of pliers to yank the poop out of their ass. As the poop is sliding out it will make a squeaking noise. (Similar to when you slowly let the air out of a balloon)

“Dude I just popped a fat zincampoop”

Zincampoop by That vegan teacher is gay February 19, 2021

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Nincampoop

A person who has done something dumb. At that moment they are a "nincampoop"

Also can be used to just call someone a retard or dumb.

you can also be awarded nincampoop of the day.

(nin-cuhm-poop)

you just knocked over the bbq! you nincampoop!!!

jebbadieuh totally got nincampoop of the day for breaking the paddle...
on i know... that nincampoop

Nincampoop by pejooshkin September 26, 2007

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Zincampoop • Nincampoop • Zyncumpoop

Zyncumpoop

Noun

The action of packing a lip with a zyn while on the toilet, proceeding to take a shit, then ejaculating. (You may also cum and poop at the same time if this is a feat you believe you can achieve) The amount of pure dopamine released in this single action is unheard of.

Dude where the fuck are my Zyns? I’m tryna hit a quick Zyncumpoop before I head out.

Zyncumpoop by yeetonmymeatmakemesecrete June 16, 2023

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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