Zincampoop 

A person that has a rare condition that forces them to get a pair of pliers to yank the poop out of their ass. As the poop is sliding out it will make a squeaking noise. (Similar to when you slowly let the air out of a balloon)

“Dude I just popped a fat zincampoop”

Zincampoop by That vegan teacher is gay February 19, 2021

Nincampoop 

A person who has done something dumb. At that moment they are a "nincampoop"

Also can be used to just call someone a retard or dumb.

you can also be awarded nincampoop of the day.

(nin-cuhm-poop)

you just knocked over the bbq! you nincampoop!!!

jebbadieuh totally got nincampoop of the day for breaking the paddle...
on i know... that nincampoop

Nincampoop by pejooshkin September 26, 2007

Zyncumpoop 

Noun

The action of packing a lip with a zyn while on the toilet, proceeding to take a shit, then ejaculating. (You may also cum and poop at the same time if this is a feat you believe you can achieve) The amount of pure dopamine released in this single action is unheard of.

Dude where the fuck are my Zyns? I’m tryna hit a quick Zyncumpoop before I head out.

Zyncumpoop by yeetonmymeatmakemesecrete June 16, 2023