The act of lasting fewer than two pelvic thrusts during the act of copulation; Reference to a male who prematurely ejaculates.
Friend #1: "So what do you think the deal is with Tony and why he never seems to date anyone longer than a few months."
Friend #2: "From what I hear...he's got a chronic case of Zimbalatti...girls say he's a two-pump-chump"
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.