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The act of lasting fewer than two pelvic thrusts during the act of copulation; Reference to a male who prematurely ejaculates.
Friend #1: "So what do you think the deal is with Tony and why he never seems to date anyone longer than a few months."
Friend #2: "From what I hear...he's got a chronic case of Zimbalatti...girls say he's a two-pump-chump"
by BreeBalls February 13, 2013
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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