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Zellmered 

#Zellemered

Definition: *adjective*-

1. to be screwed over in any way shape or form.

2. To be lied to on a consistent basis.
3. To make zero progression in the gym for years.
4. The opposite of loyal.
"I totally got Zellmered by this guy on eBay trying to sell me some new Jordan's"
Zellmered by TheHeartBreakKid August 16, 2015
Related Words
1) to perform illegitimately, 2) to masturbate indefinitely, 3) incorrectly accounting for time, 4) to falsely assume others possessions or rightful territory, 5) zing
1) I was at the end of the line so I just Zillmered my way up to the front.

Is that a hickey? Someone Zillmered your neck!

2) She would've made it out last night but she just ended up Zillmering in her room.

"I usually go to the gym, Zillmer around, poop, shower, and then on with my day!"

3) She missed the train by 20 minutes. What a Zillmer!

"Okay class, you're free to go. I dont want to Zillmer you for your next class."

4) "Someone must have Zillmered my bananas because I had 3 in my fridge this morning and now only have 2."

Person 1: Is anybody sitting here?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Not anymore...Zillmer!

5) Person 1: Its really hot in here.
Person 2: Should I leave?...ZILLLMER!

Person 1: That girl I hookedup with last night was pretty hot right?
Person 2: Dude. Her face looked like your moms when she tries to take a shit...ZILLMER!
Zillmer by Port Lodge October 13, 2010