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Zellmered 

#Zellemered

Definition: *adjective*-

1. to be screwed over in any way shape or form.

2. To be lied to on a consistent basis.
3. To make zero progression in the gym for years.
4. The opposite of loyal.
"I totally got Zellmered by this guy on eBay trying to sell me some new Jordan's"
Zellmered by TheHeartBreakKid August 16, 2015
Related Words
1) to perform illegitimately, 2) to masturbate indefinitely, 3) incorrectly accounting for time, 4) to falsely assume others possessions or rightful territory, 5) zing
1) I was at the end of the line so I just Zillmered my way up to the front.

Is that a hickey? Someone Zillmered your neck!

2) She would've made it out last night but she just ended up Zillmering in her room.

"I usually go to the gym, Zillmer around, poop, shower, and then on with my day!"

3) She missed the train by 20 minutes. What a Zillmer!

"Okay class, you're free to go. I dont want to Zillmer you for your next class."

4) "Someone must have Zillmered my bananas because I had 3 in my fridge this morning and now only have 2."

Person 1: Is anybody sitting here?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Not anymore...Zillmer!

5) Person 1: Its really hot in here.
Person 2: Should I leave?...ZILLLMER!

Person 1: That girl I hookedup with last night was pretty hot right?
Person 2: Dude. Her face looked like your moms when she tries to take a shit...ZILLMER!
Zillmer by Port Lodge October 13, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026