A young, ectomorphic male who is down with the hipster and trill waves.
Tends to run with a majority female crowd (all of whom outweigh him by at least 15lbs) and will have certain camp characteristics which will lead observers to question his sexuality. Will often be seen wearing an array of outlandish attire from street fashion labels. Other tell tale signs are dermal piercings, snapbacks, neck tattoos, sunglasses and haircuts from the late 1980's.
e.g. This Zest lord over here thinks he's wavy wearing jeggings and a kaftan.
e.g. Look at this Zestlord smh.....How can you be thuggin when your waist is broader than your shoulders??
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).