A young, ectomorphic male who is down with the hipster and trill waves.

Tends to run with a majority female crowd (all of whom outweigh him by at least 15lbs) and will have certain camp characteristics which will lead observers to question his sexuality. Will often be seen wearing an array of outlandish attire from street fashion labels. Other tell tale signs are dermal piercings, snapbacks, neck tattoos, sunglasses and haircuts from the late 1980's.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20