Zelphar

A randy on Halo. He was born under the jungle of Guardian to a lion and a hippo. The Zelphar is a very rare Pokemon. You only have one opportunity to catch him so make sure you bring a lot of ultra balls. Legend tells that the Zelphar has the wang of a newborn child.

Dude you suck you played worse than Zelphar!

Zelphar by Ryan Irwin January 17, 2009

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Zelphur

One of the best player to ever touch siege

oh shit we’re against zelphur, he’s going to take out elo

Zelphur by Ilbeany July 11, 2020

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Zelphar • Zelphur • zepharin • zepharus • Zeekin Zephariah III

zepharin

The name Zepharin is something like a drug. Ladies love it.

Girl night out... let’s end it with some Zepharin

zepharin by Ol bulk May 23, 2020

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Zelphur

A 5’1 kid that is awful at siege

Ez let’s go we are playing zelphur what a free kd boost time for my daily free elo

Zelphur by ZelphurIsAwful July 15, 2020

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zepharus

The unbreakable at the war front

I am the zepharus. You can't destroy me or anything of mine. I am the unbreakable at the war front.

zepharus by Urus July 1, 2022

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Zeekin Zephariah III

The name of the hidden ruler lost to time... The king whose name has been scrubbed from the records of dark history for generations... His reign as great as the seven seas and his power rivaling that of thunder... Not much is known about Zeekin Zephariah III, but one thing is for certain... He was a force to be reckoned with...

Person 1: I heard theres this guy named Zeek in our class
Person 2: Zeek? Like Zeekin Zephariah III...?
Person 1: what are you talking about bro

Zeekin Zephariah III by rookiez March 27, 2026

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

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