by I dont want to make this thing January 13, 2017
Get the zakrymug. A Nintendo mark that keeps telling you to download dumb games, dislikes Chibi Robo Ziplash and hates the song "Jin Qian Kan Qi"
"I sang so loudly and so frequently on the train that it seemed like there were 20 Faris Al Zakris eyeing me!"
" He kept telling me to get Loading Screen Simulator like he was Faris Al Zakri or something!"
"Someone turned off the Intraernet. I sure hope Faris Al Zakri didn't invade my home!"
" He kept telling me to get Loading Screen Simulator like he was Faris Al Zakri or something!"
"Someone turned off the Intraernet. I sure hope Faris Al Zakri didn't invade my home!"
by A.M.F.G. March 22, 2023
Get the Faris Al Zakrimug. 
Others may see him as a loser but little do they know he’s got a masterplan which he keeps quiet about. No force can stop him once he has gotten momentum. He will not hesitate to annihilate anyone or anything that stands in his path. This is a warning, he is coming.
No one sees what’s coming. Even if they did, Zakry’s plans are still foolproof and that’s the scary thing. Another thing to take note of, he is incomprehensibly cunning which means none can escape from him.
by Alberto Incognito September 7, 2023
Get the Zakrymug.