A man with a massive gargantuan cock the size of a giraffes neck. All the ladies want him, all the men want to be him. His brain is 30x smarter than the average human. Also, he is the best ladies man ever
A beautiful, hot, funny, and intelligent male who behaves like a lion who loves to drive good cars. Has beautiful eyes and a amazing sixpack. Considered to be the perfect husband/boyfriend by girls. Many girls fantasize about Zakaria and wish they would marry him.
She is a beautiful queen and so smart she is a leader of the wolf pack doesn't care what anyone thinks of her she can dance and sing everyone likes because of how laid back she is, very fun and has to have every thing perfect
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*