Someone who derives sexual pleasure in the torturing or harm of an animal. Zoosadists are a sub-category of zoophiles, zoophiles are people who believe it is okay to have sexual relations with an animal instead of a human. Zoosadists will often do horrific things while in the process of relations.
1. A person who gains sexual gratification from torturing, raping, or killing animals.
2. One of the most extreme and depraved types of abusers found online, often active in hidden Telegram groups, darknet forums, and encrypted chatrooms.
“Those people are zoosadists. These people are literally torturing animals for fun.”
“That guy got outed as a zoosadist in the Telegram leaks. Absolute monster.”
Sally: If you don't mind, I can't let you borrow my dog anymore.
Me: Aww, but I love Rex.
Sally: Yes I know you do, but he keeps coming home with a red neck and bleeding from his ass.
Me: Ya know Zoosadism is not that bad!
Sally: What that?
Me: Well for starters I find tearing open your dogs ass with my dick while choking it quite arousing!
A form of extreme animal abuse involving sexual violence, torture, and cruelty toward animals, typically shared or encouraged within underground communities.
“Bro, did you see that sick Telegram dump from 2018? That wasn’t just bestiality, it was full-on zoosadism.”
“Yeah, I can’t unsee that. Those people are beyond messed up.”
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*