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When you dog runs around the house like crazy jumping on the couch, running up and down the stairs, and all over the house. It usually ends with them falling to the floor, panting like crazy and taking a nap.
Fritz got the zoomies today and wore himself out.
zoomies by LuvJR September 3, 2007
A Zootiez can be referred to as an extremely dank strain of Marijuana typically consumed while in bed with a sexual partner
ex. “Puffin on zootiez and she calling me daddy” - Future
zootiez by sean wilson April 28, 2022

zoomie zoomie 

A drinking game involving a group of people (preferrably in a circle, or other circular shape) who clap in unison and chant the song, "fuck me, everybody let's play zoomie zoomie.. zoomie zoomaay, zoomie zoomaay, zoomie zoomaay, zoomie zoomaay". Everyone is given a number, from one to however many players there are. Once the last "zoomie zoomaay" is sung, Player 1, in time with the clapping, chants, for example, "one one, four four!". Still in time with the music, Player 4 must recognize that his/her number had been called, and do the same. Ex: "four four, nine nine!". Player 9 would go next, and so forth. The first person to mess up has to drink, and the game starts again with the song.
Warning: advised to play in only in secluded areas, as the singing/chanting of "zoomie zoomie" will become quite loud.
zoomie zoomie by S.T.D. July 24, 2007

Puffin on zootiez 

The act of smoking a dark strand of weed, usually with multiple women in your bed.
Puffin on zootiez, and she callin me daddy”
-future
Verb. When a cute dog runs around very fast for no reason.
*Puppy runs around*
You: “Aww those zoomies tho”
Me: “You’re right that’s a lot of zoomies “
Zoomies by SleepingPuppy January 13, 2020
A term used to refer to the US Air Force.
Damn those jarheads, squids, and dogfaces; zoomies are better.
Zoomie by l4ur3n October 11, 2006