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Zoyfriend 

a close male friend who you have a romantic connection with but you've only talked to him in online Zoom groups and never met in real life.
Person A: Omg did you notice that Wolf is constantly going into private breakout rooms with Phoenix?

Person B: Yea, that's because he's her Zoyfriend.
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Zoyfriend 

Portmanteau of Zoom and Boyfriend. It is a male who you have a romantic connection with but you only communicate over Zoom or a similar video conferencing platform. You talk daily but you've never met in person.
Karen: Hey, are you coming out for dinner tonight?

Angela: I can't, I've got a Zoom date with my Zoyfriend.

Karen: Wow, are you ever going to meet in person?

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026