Yukon Dew 

Yukon Dew is a mixed-drink, created by mixing equal parts Yukon Jack whiskey and Mountain Dew soda. Yukon Jack is a honey-based Canadian whiskey advertised as the "Black sheep of Canadian Liquors". In the USA, it is sold as 100 proof; in Canada its 80 proof. Yukon Jack is produced by Diageo Inc. Yukon Jack is made in Valleyfield, Quebec. Bottles available for sale in the US are imported and then bottled in Hartford, Connecticut. Its taste is sweeter than comparable american whiskeys, drawing from the honey it is brewed with, but then has a rougher bite than something like Jack Daniels.

Mountain Dew is a highly-caffeinated citrus-flavored carbonated soft drink brand produced and owned by PepsiCo. The Mountain Dew brand and production rights were acquired by the Pepsi-Cola company in 1964, at which point its distribution expanded widely across the United States.

When mixing equal parts Yukon Jack and Mountain Dew, one creates a mixed drink that is smooth, sweet with a citrusy flavor, yet gives a gentle buzz due to the combination of alcohol and caffeine. It has the magic property of helping separate women from their clothing.

Stud: "Man, we need to get some Yukon Jack and Mountain Dew."

Dude: "Why bro?"

Stud: "Because we mix it and make Yukon Dew. Its liquid panty remover! It'll help us get laid by midnight!"

Yukon Dew by Juke Boxx Hero November 11, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004