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Dad wheres my anus
Your anus is bleeding
Your anus by SUMFURRYTHING May 28, 2019

YOUR ANUS SMELLS LIKE SHIZNIT BIZZNITCH 

THIS MEANS YOUR ANUS SMELLS LIKE SHIZNIT BIZZNITCH stinky poopy anus

everyones butthole smells like shiznit even people who wipe their rectum 50 times
big man adamsis sphinctor muscle is stinkalicous
yo saggy but stinky anus terds that smell like shiznit 5 is the best
MEEMEECEE MEEMEECEE

up your anus 

To tell someone to fuck right off
Up your anus mate if you think I'm gonna suck ur mums tit
up your anus by mitch00uk April 7, 2015

prolapse your anus 

The urbanian way of asking for anal sex.
Sscuse me,maaam!But can I prolapse your anus?
prolapse your anus by Roger R. August 9, 2006

tickles your anus 

A derogatory synonym for the phrase, "Floats your boat," used to make fun of homosexuals.
Fag: "I really miss musical theatre. I think I'm going to go to the opening night of the new musical in town."

Me: "Whatever tickles your anus, man. Just leave me out of it."

Licking your anus 

A common thing that happens in happy wheels/totaljerkface.com
Guy: Licking your anus is a bad idea.
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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