an amusing substute for your mom
X: You're fat
Y: Your mom is fat
X: Your llama is fat
Y: Damn...I can't compete with that.
Z: BURN!!!!
by Anna Kathleen December 23, 2005
a phrase usually used when calling someone at work (and on other traceble phone lines) to let them know that you are waiting in the parking lot to kill their ass.
Listen crackho, give me back my twenty dollars cause i got your llama.
by Cinna January 6, 2005