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Your Genus Penis 

The ultimate insult to your friends entire GENUS
Greg: Your mom gay
Tim:Your dad lesbian
Greg:No u
Tim:Your fmaily tree Lgbt
Greg:Your species feces
Tim:Dont make me do it...
Greg: Do wwhatt...???
Tim: Your Genus Penis
Greg: *Explodes and penis gets ripped off.
Tim: I am sorry but u made me do it

your genus likes penis 

This is the worse insult ever uttered by mankind. Even God himself fears this insult.
George: ur mom gay
Carl: ur dad lesbian
George: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur grandpap a trap
George: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: ur ancestors are incestors
George falls to the ground, weakened by the raw power of Carl's insult.
George, with his dying breath: your genus likes penis
*the entire universe and everything in it implodes*
God watching from heaven: Nice.

Your genus likes penis 

A serious insult meant to be used only in the most dire "your mom gay" type verbal battles.
Is worse than "your species feces" and less severe than "your family reunion homosexual communion".
Dave: your family tree LGBT!

Chad: your ancestors incestors!

Dave : your species feces

Chad: YOUR GENUS LIKES PENIS

in order to not escalate the situation, Dave preserves the final insult, knowing Chad will most likely not survive it.

Your genus likes penis 

A severe "your mom gay" insult, to be used only in dire situations.
Dave : your species feces!

Chad: your genus likes penis!
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