your dog incest

used to insult someone that just roasted you with the your dad lesbian comeback.
an excellent counter attack that might save your life

guy: your dad lesbian
me: no your dog incest lmao

guy: oh fucc *commits suicide*

by saltysoldierr March 14, 2018

Your dog bisexual

Worse than any other insult, can not be reflected back to you,

"No you" does not work when said the earth orbits quicker
Works on normies very well

Jack- ur granny tranny
Carl- Your dog bisexual
Jack- no u
Carl- lol ineffective
Jack- *rethinks his life then he fucking blows up into fairydust* *the earth orbits faster

by Lil Spinosaurus March 21, 2018

Your Dog Is Dead

It’s Is Better than No You And Your Cat Has Diabetes

Your gay
“No you
Your cat had diabetes
“Well your dog is dead

by SukMehBigPeen April 29, 2019

Pet your dog!

A phrase typically during road rage--especially when being glared at by snotty female passengers. This phrase can be used in conjunction with hand signals, but is more typically exercised as a way to blow off steam at those road neighbors who just seem to have an issue with the fact that they are sharing the interstate with other individuals instead of owning their own highways.

You nasty woman why don't you just "Pet your dog!" and not glare at me for no reason!

by LOLINGINMN December 3, 2009

Curb Your Dog

To calm down; chill

Adam: I think Jessica is so annoying

Dave: yo curb Your dog Jessica is autistic

by Gdewitt May 16, 2016

shooting your dog

A term meant to be as jacking off, can be used in so many different ways, one of th emost flexible code names ever

-My parents werent home so i shot my dog
-I was gonna shoot my dog but it was already dead

by izziemnko March 23, 2005

curb your dog

"Curb" is an acronym for Clean Up Right Behind. No one likes to step in dog poo. So land owners post this sign to to remind you to pick up after your dog.

As Cindy saw the "Curb your dog" sign, she realized she forgot her bags and went home to get them.

by cleanup626 January 9, 2015