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Pet your dog!

A phrase typically during road rage--especially when being glared at by snotty female passengers. This phrase can be used in conjunction with hand signals, but is more typically exercised as a way to blow off steam at those road neighbors who just seem to have an issue with the fact that they are sharing the interstate with other individuals instead of owning their own highways.
You nasty woman why don't you just "Pet your dog!" and not glare at me for no reason!
by LOLINGINMN December 2, 2009
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Pet your dog nose

To be used interchangeably with the phrase: "rub your nipple." The word 'pet' may also be subbed out for something fitting with the circumstance, such as the words 'squeeze' 'smack' or 'flip.'
"I'm gonna pet your dog nose"

Translation: I'm going to rub your nipple
by Ellisniss MGP January 12, 2011
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